You could just call this "one hundred ways to kill" because,that's what's going on here.Machete (2010) was done by Robert Rodriguez and you think it will have great effects like Sin city or something like that. Am... no.... Even thou this movie is filled with stars like Robert De Niro , Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, someone (probably Rodriguez ) had an idea to save some money , by adding horrible effects. I really looks bad. brain splashes on the walls like tomatoes, blood is too computerized , and for gods of the great Valhalla , Rodriguez left logic in his other pants. Yeah, this will sound like a video game here, but that really happens : he gets shot, fights his way through so bad ass killers, doesn't eat for at least a day, then takes a nap and he's as healthy as a new born baby ( they are healthy , right ? ). Wow... now that's what I call an action movie, when you don't have to think, when stuff blows up, when there are blades as size as my bed.... yeah... nice. Actually, I'm just joking, i hoped for more and better, got less and disappointing. Just for some laughts and brainless action, sure why not, but when you want something interasting and smart.. no... I just watched it for Danny Trejo , because, he's one of those bad ass looking good guys, as , he will kill you , but he is good.