Friday, 25 February 2011

Machete (2010)

You could just call this "one hundred ways to kill" because,that's what's going on here.Machete (2010) was done by Robert Rodriguez and you think it will have great effects like Sin city or something like that. Am... no.... Even thou this movie is filled with stars like Robert De Niro , Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, someone (probably Rodriguez ) had an idea to save some money , by adding horrible effects. I really looks bad. brain splashes on the walls like tomatoes, blood is too computerized , and for gods of the great Valhalla , Rodriguez left logic in his other pants. Yeah, this will sound like a video game here, but that really happens : he gets shot, fights his way through so bad ass killers, doesn't eat for at least a day, then takes a nap and he's as healthy as a new born baby ( they are healthy , right ? ). Wow... now that's what I call an action movie, when you don't have to think, when stuff blows up, when there are blades as size as my bed.... yeah... nice. Actually, I'm just joking, i hoped for more and better, got less and disappointing. Just for some laughts and brainless action, sure why not, but when you want something interasting and smart.. no... I just watched it for Danny Trejo , because, he's one of those bad ass looking good guys, as , he will kill you , but he is good.
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11 comments:

  1. Polybius25 February 2011 at 12:05

    I was quite disappointed with this movie. The intro scene was pretty good tho, but from there on it was a mediocre experience.

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  2. husar25 February 2011 at 14:11

    strange film, nice post man

    + followed:)

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  3. AWLBlogs25 February 2011 at 14:21

    Rofl, that movie is so bad its good :P

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  4. fabio_200725 February 2011 at 14:38

    looks like a great movie

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  5. llllollllll25 February 2011 at 14:55

    Saw it and it was awesome. Danny Trejo is what action figures should look like.

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  6. Joe Somebody25 February 2011 at 18:14

    Great movie is great. I remember seeing the trailer during Planet Terror. I wanted to see it ever since.

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  7. Bassislv25 February 2011 at 22:05

    this movie is amazing

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  8. D.26 February 2011 at 05:12

    Wow that looks like a refreshing movie

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  9. level85nerd26 February 2011 at 11:35

    Jessica alba, yes yes yes.

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  10. leanmeansteen26 February 2011 at 13:39

    machete was alright. "hobo with a shotgun" starring rutger hauer i hope is gonna be better.

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  11. Meltedsnowgirl27 February 2011 at 08:19

    I think I should fire this up tonight and give it a watch.

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