Monday, 31 October 2011

Shadows and Fog (1992)

Hello again to everyone, just to be clear, i do not celebrate Halloween so there will be nothing about that, and for those who think I should do a horror movie, because there is such thing as Halloween, then please be my guest and get some taste in movies why don't you.
It is great to be not so great.
Shadows and Fog (1992) by Woody Allen is what's for today. A killer is loose in the town and everyone is scared as hell, especially Klainman, yes you guest it, Woody him self. The killer kills on foggy nights. ( Happy now, you capitalistic candy loving freaks , who dress up as hookers and batman, are you happy now ? You disgust me ) 
Story seams to be confusing (like your costume) but it starts to unravel in time. It is fun to see how three different plots come together and end up in.... well.. i have no clue why did it end the way it did. I really don't. this is not a spoiler, probably , it all ends in the circus, and that is really strange, because the whole movie has nothing to do with it (more or less) so why circus, and why in the hell do you think that you look good in green tights ? You have no super powers, stop acting like a kid with mental illness you creep.
So the story is great, but that is not the only thing that makes a great film, you need someone who can pull of an act (not like you.. oh you get it ). 
Great cast, just great. What else can i say, there is John Malkovich , what else do you want ? You want more, sure you do , you love candy, and here's some candy :Mia Farrow, that's some eye candy. What ? you wanted chocolate ? Go steal some from little girls on the street, oh way, you do that every year.God help me I hate you.
 Good, now that we are clear on that, lets talk about the most important part that makes a film a good film. Yup, Woody Allen. Lets not lie (like your friends lie to you that your costume is good), and lets admit that he makes the whole movie worth watching. He is that one awkward guy who goes around not knowing a thing, but as it turns out, he is not as retarded as everyone else thou, like you and.. ok i should let it go.


This is great, i suggest watching it with friends, if you have any, unlike me. 

Happy Halloween to All
you sick freaks of nature 

27 comments:

  1. "sick freaks of nature" this really made me laugh :D

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  2. woody allen makes the movie....welll a movie worth watching

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  3. might check it out, thanks. :)

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  4. Never watched it, and probably never will. I'm prone to forgetting things, and Happy Halloween as well, jerk.

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  5. You have to love Woody, he's just brilliant.

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  6. John Malkovich.... the man who made a Woody Allen film worth watching

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  7. Never heard of it but will try to and I'll be your friend.

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  8. Sounds like I might like it! Haven't seen many Woody Allen movies!

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  9. I love Halloween simply because I get free/cheaper candy.

    Can't argue with that.

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  10. Great post, just discovered your blog, +f!

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  11. Great! Hope your Halloween was good!
    Following :)

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  12. My halloween sucked, I was too ill to do anything..

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  13. Will have to add this to my must see list.

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  14. Hm, seems like a cool movie.

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  15. Nice review...I wanna check it out!

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  16. Being John Malkovich is such a weird movie, gotta watch this one too ;D And Halloween IS awesome.

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