Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Every Thing You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972) and every thing else by Woody Allen

Why ? Because of few things:
1. Poll says you want tits.
2. Everything else by Woody Allen is somewhat like this, actually this even sums up everything he has done.
3. Because I'm a pervert , that's why.

See, the thing is, I was thought that I could do more of Allen, but I have to face it, I'm not that good to not say that everything he does is more or less the same. Sex. 24/7 sex, every story has sex in it, all the time. So this will be my last of Woody.
This thing is made of few different stories, and some are better than others. For example first one can make you mad as hell, because everything there rhymes, and that is annoying, Jesus W. Christ , I nearly killed a child while watching that, but it ended, and that is good for that child (but i will find that child one day...) . That episode should have explained something about aphrodisiacs or something, but i think it was more about women out of your league.
Gene Wilder
Then the next one was on. And i loved that part, for that it has Gene Wilder in it. That is the man from Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory (1971). He is great at what he does, but why did he have to do this, I have no idea. What do you mean "whats the big deal?" ? He humped that sheep. Is it not at least a little weird ? Anyway ... It is awkward... Actually , the whole film is awkward, just like everything made by Woody Allen. People are awkward, situations are awkward, and Allen is awkward.
One part was in Spanish, probably , and because i don't know Spanish, I understood nothing, why would it even be Spanish, why ? What did I ever do to Spain to deserve this ?
"Every thing you always wanted to know about sex" should be informative, and you might say that it is more or less informative, but not only would it teach something usefull to youngsters, it would also fuck their minds up ( sorry for hard language but it is true). I mean, for those who have seen it, there is either real brain damage that will scare them form sex for the rest of their lives, o there is funny things to lough at perversions knowing you are more perverted. Yeah, "What is you perversion" was most fun to watch , for I have heard weirder perversions.
Talking about tits, this is one huge bust. And that is just what i mean, after seeing something like that , a normal man  could be scare of breasts for the end of his life. And what was most interesting for me was, if they make that breast, or was it effects ? Because if they really made it, I would love to hear the stories of making of .
Just to be clear on what i want to say, this is what sums everything about Woody Allen: "Tits that kill people."

27 comments:

  1. It's been a while but I remember liking it.

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  2. Sound interesting. I tend to enjoy a pair of mammaries,

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  3. I am now insanely curious about that breast and must find out if it was made or just CGI.... curse you!

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  4. Gene Wilder is in this movie? awesome

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  5. It's tough to compare Allen to tits, but combined it's something special.

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  6. I don't remember watching this one..maybe I'll give it a shot :P

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  7. Damn! That titty! I can see myself swinging on the nipple!

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  8. What were they gives that were commissioned to make that giant boob thinking when they were asked to build it haha.

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  9. Seeing gene wilder there is just weird.

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  10. I've never watched this move before, but it sounds pretty awesome.

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  11. To die in a way involving breasts wouldn't be too bad in my opinion.

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  12. Giant breast? I like it! Haven't seen it yet but I will!

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  13. Woody Allen is a little bad mad.

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  14. i knew voting tits would have a good outcome

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